fuckyeahimanawesomebitch:
“ EVERYONE IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA NEEDS TO SEE THIS… I swear to the great golden tits of Mars if I see another bitch with a long ‘shirt’ and tights on with nothing else I will cut off their legs and feed them to my pet...

fuckyeahimanawesomebitch:

EVERYONE IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA NEEDS TO SEE THIS… I swear to the great golden tits of Mars if I see another bitch with a long ‘shirt’ and tights on with nothing else I will cut off their legs and feed them to my pet dragon. Bitches better put on some fuckin’ pants. Fo’ real.

(Source: luxetoujours-blog, via love-laurenkirsten)